The Winner of This Year’s Grammys Was the Turtleneck

Turtlenecks! If you were previously on the fence about if you could pull one f, may we direct your attention to this year’s Grammys, which featured no less than five instances the winter favorite. If we’ve learned anything from this year’s Grammys, it’s that famous men are no longer interested in exposing their throats (it’s the weakest part the body), or just can’t really deal with bow ties right now. If you’ve ever wondered what it would feel like to wear a turtleneck, now’s your chance to see what it’s all about. Below, here are five men who came to the Grammys with one goal: to protect their throats at all costs.

Jay-Z in a turtleneck being shushed by Blue Ivy!

Daddy Yankee wearing some sort heavy-duty turtleneck that briefly seemed like it was may be a neck brace!

Bryson Tiller wearing a turtleneck while being intimidated by Rihanna!

Snoop Dogg in a turtleneck auditioning to read the audiobook version Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House!

Audience-member Diddy in a turtleneck with a glass your mom’s malbec!